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In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
In Arizona, it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
School teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
And, in Tucson, it's illegal for women to wear pants.
In Arkansas, it is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
In California, it is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a housecoat.
It is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub.
Connecticut still retains an old law forbidding any sexual behavior between consenting adults.
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
In Delaware, it is illegal to get married on a dare.
You may not sell dead people for money without a license.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
No farting in public places after 6 p.m.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
It is illegal in Georgia to use profanity in the presence of a corpse.
In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
In Idaho, riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
In Indiana, it is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Drinking from a bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
In Iowa, a man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
In Kentucky, you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
In Maryland, you will receive a $10 fine for being in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
Men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.
A woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
In Massachussetts, children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday regardless of emergencies.
It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.
A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
In Mississippi, it is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
In Montana, it is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
Also, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
In Nebraska, it is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel room.
It's illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
In Nevada, it is still legal to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
In New Hampshire, it is illegal to inhale bus fumes with the intent of inducing euphoria.
Citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up on Sundays.
The state forbids you from tapping your feet to the music in a tavern or a restaurant cafe.
In New Jersey, it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
In North Carolina, it is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.
The state forbids sex outside of marriage, or 'fornication'.
In North Dakota, beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without a license from the state.
It is illegal to have sex before you're married.
